Accredited aviation academy for fish · Est. 2024

We teach
fish to fly.

Twelve weeks from first flap to full altitude. Wings issued on day one. Some prior swimming recommended.

Enroll for the spring cohort See the flight path
Now boarding: salmontunatwo clownfishone very determined guppya pufferfish (window seat)

The flight path

Three courses.
One sky.

  1. FLT 101

    Introduction to Flapping

    Fins, but faster. Students learn that the wing goes up and then, crucially, down.

    4 weeks · no prerequisites
  2. FLT 201

    Leaving the Water

    The hardest four inches in aviation. Taught above a very soft pool.

    4 weeks · FLT 101
  3. FLT 301

    Emergency Splash Landing

    Everything that goes up comes down. We make sure it comes down wet.

    4 weeks · FLT 201 · towel required
3,200graduates airborne
98.4%wing-cert pass rate*
47species accepted
0birds consulted

*Of students who came back down.

Flight instructor · License FFS-0001
Name
Capt. Bubbles
Hours airborne
4,000
Longest flight
11 minutes
Fear of heights
Managed

Your instructor

Meet Capt. Bubbles.

First goldfish to clear the treeline. Built her own wings out of a cereal box, and still flies them. Every student gets her personal attention, until she spots a bird.

“I used to fear the sky. Now I fear birds, weather, and gravity.”

Applications open · Spring cohort

The sky is waiting.

Next cohort takes off in March. All species welcome. Bring a towel.

Begin your ascent